the shuck page

A list of oyster related puns and Jokes

  • What kind of picture does an oyster take? A Shell-fie. 

  • Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish. 

  • You can go shuck yourself!

  • Yes please shuckdaddy.

  • If the world is your oyster, does that mean you can shuck the world?

  • That's shucked up.

  • Awww shucks!

  • If an oyster loses it's shell is it naked or homeless? Neither, it's dead. 

  • How do oysters communicate? With shell-phones 

  • I wanna shuck you like an animal

  • Shuck what your mamma gave ya. 

  • Shuck yeah, mother shucker!


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